Monday, 7 December 2015

The Eventer's Prayer

Psalm 23Aging Eventer Version (AEV)

My coach is my shepherd; I shall not rest
She maketh me thrice walk cross country; she leadeth me twice around stadium
She restoreth my balls; she leadeth me to the path of the bar for my horse's sake
Yea, though I walk in the valley of the shadow of coffins, I will fear no drop fences; for thou art near me; thy lessons and light mockery they comfort me
Thou preparest a drink before me in the presence of my competitors; thou poureth forth the tequila; my cup runneth over
Surely old injuries and sore muscles shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the house of the poor for ever.
Thanks be to Aleve

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