How can you claim to be a T-Rex, you ask? Easy enough! Let's look at the defining characteristics of a T-Rex shall we?
- Big head? According to a lifetime of frustrated hat shopping, that's covered. Well, barely covered depending on the manufacture of the hat but you get my drift.
- Big tail? Ummm (checks mirror) According to the family/friends consensus that Sir Mix A Lot's anthem "Baby Got Back" should have been written for me ... check!
- Little arms? Well, that used to be a joke. Then I took up yoga for a while. I found out that there was a whole series of seated poses where your hands were supposed to reach the ground. As in flat palms....and bent elbows. I could only reach with my fingertips.